red bull

chinchilla people

cotton candy tacos

golf themed weddings

Billie Ellish's song "my boy"

kelvin garbage

dondal turnip

vases made of plastic crystal

those custom mugs people sell

Halsey's song "colors"

liking the sun more then the moon

thrift stores that are owned by pop and meema which has a golden retriever in it

not wiping

axe body spray

the name "Greg"

"Robert" being shortened to "Bob"

Angels drawn to look like babies

angels that don't look like ethereal cryptids

white claw

a weird hatred for body hair

waffle house dates

red lobster

trump flags

Elvis pajamas

using the laugh emoji when someone dies

"its not that deep bro" being a serious thing you say

making fan-cams of Kamala harris

Denny's (not the parking lot)

Hating your wife

Shot glasses with tiddies on them

minions

Not eating at Fazoli's

Making fan-cams of Joe Biden

"stanning" political figures

Bababooey

"stanning"

hating minecraft

Writing yaoi of straight dudes

sexualizing corpse

not being gay

huffing paint

Buying targeted ad t-shirts

CAN I HAVE SOME MORE WINE

being a wine mom

Listening to radio music

going by your first and middle name simultaneously (Mackenzie marie i'm looking at you)

being a "conservative punk" (thats not a thing)

e-boys

kpop fan-cams

mafia fanfics???

finding people getting uncomfortable hot

Snapchat

deadnaming cis people

deadnaming trans people

not knowing what cis means

applebees

not liking dragons

seventeen-in-one shampoo

Giving your significant other teddy bears

Subscribing to pewdiepie

The word "babe"

public tonsil hockey

making fun of mental illness

all the shit that says virginity rocks

"straight pride"